February 2012
1 post
January 2012
1 post
April 2011
3 posts
buhbii.
I’m thinking I’m gonna make a different tumblr. possibly get back into it. I totally kinda just left tumblr alone after a while. k bye.
June 2010
12 posts
because i can.: 20 Things I hate about society. →
hiholly:
Body size and appearance: Excuse me? I’m assuming by “body” you mean “skeleton”, correct? I do not like living in a world where we are expected to be stick thin. And we’re surrounded by gorgeous people. Being beautiful is basically an expectation now.
: You’re 4. Get the…
agrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeedddd.
especially the “children can’t speak english...
May 2010
139 posts
theseareyoursecrets:
Best Dirty Joke Ever
So a boy and a girl were alone in the woods.
The girls asks the boy what is a penis
The boy says I don't know
So the boy goes home and asks his dad what a penis was
The boy's dad pulls out his penis and says this is the perfect penis
So the boy and the girl are back in the woods the next day
The girl asks the boy did you ever find out what a penis was?
The boy pulls out his penis and says this is a penis and it would be the perfect penis if it was 2 inches shorter
(this just made my day! Thanks Mario)