Best Dirty Joke Ever

• So a boy and a girl were alone in the woods.

• The girls asks the boy what is a penis

• The boy says I don't know

• So the boy goes home and asks his dad what a penis was

• The boy's dad pulls out his penis and says this is the perfect penis

• So the boy and the girl are back in the woods the next day

• The girl asks the boy did you ever find out what a penis was?

• The boy pulls out his penis and says this is a penis and it would be the perfect penis if it was 2 inches shorter

• (this just made my day! Thanks Mario)